Hilton '08

Paris Hilton posted her political "campaign" up online yesterday.

In it, she referred to John Mccain as the wrinkly white-haired dude. After which, she stated her economic policy, and then commented that she was taking over the whitehouse.
Hilton said: "When I move into the Whitehouse, I hope you b&%ches don't mid if I paint it pink..."

She then said, "I am paris hilton, and I approve this message...and think it's totally hot"

Nikki blonsky: Bad @$$?

Ok, prepare yourself for this news. Because chances are you are not going to believe it.

But I assure you that this is the TRUTH.

Our favorite Tracy Turnblad, little miss nikki blonsky got into a FIGHT at an airport in Turks and Caicos, with former America's Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden, OVER A SEAT!

Blonsky was arrested, and later released on bail, but this all goes to show that maybe "You CAN stop the beat"

Lance + Male dancer = Gay Tango?

It is a HUGE rumor that Lance Bass may be joining this season of Dancing with the Stars.

An even bigger rumor, is that he will be dancing with a DUDE!

Yes, that's right folks, we may be seeing our favorite gay NSYNC'er dancing with his "partner"...

Let's just hope that this is JUST A RUMOR... After all, that show is gay enough already

Gossip Girl: the hilarious ad campaign

Ok, so...I'm not a fan of the mildly successful CW series, but I have to admit, their new ad campaign is twisted...

Many parents objected to this "racy" and "provocative" teen drama, and many parents began to express their outrage even more, when a billboard for the show read "OMFG".

What the producers behind this show did, was take the negative comments, and make them quotes, to ADVERTISE their show... twisted, right?

The Dark Knight: Cinema's Little Whore

We are all aware of the huge success that is the dark knight.

However, this past weekend the dark Knight pulled in yet another 75 million bucks, which makes this movie

the "CINEMA WHORE OF THE YEAR"

congratulations Christian Bale, your movie is the Pimp, and you have about 100 million Middle aged male prostitutes, that each shelled out 8 bucks a piece, to be with you for 2 and a half hours.

Congrats, and get tested, there were a lot of people in YOUR theater

Britney Spears: Hot, or Not?

Ok folks, you be the judge of whether or not you want a piece of her

Dear Juno,

Did No one tell you?

... Fat chicks should not wear horizontal stripes...

Especially not in a VIDEO GAME!

Yes, that is right folks, Juno is going to star in her very own video game, and this is no joke.

If it's an action title, maybe she will have the power to transform into the Most fruitful Yuki, a pregnant Japanese action hero.

But, if Juno is going to be kicking butt any time soon, she will have to stop drinking those 64 ounce blue slushies...